Actually, it really doesn’t. I slather cuticle oil allllllll over my nails and cuticles, give it 10-15 minutes to soak in, wipe off the excess from my nail plate, and apply base coat. My manicures have never lasted longer. The ladies on the nail board at makeupalley will tell you all about it. :)

I’m not defending her but my phone’s autocorrect automatically spells Beyoncé with the accent...

I can’t hear “funner” without thinking of Reese Witherspoon in Legally Blonde.

Yesssss! Their Comfort Zone 8-pan palette is AMAZING, and works for all but the coolest skin tones!

Haha, it happens. And yeah, that IS a great dupe!

Gah, some rando selling insurance at my work tried to pull that on me today. I couldn’t really freak out on him, so I just pretended like I didn’t hear him.

I think most standalone Sephora stores have it. Beware though, if you are kind of hard to color-match, it can be slightly inaccurate.

Umm... Brûlée doesn't look anything like Kitten Heel. Kitten Heel is a pinkish with gold duochrome.

Yes! Urban Decay X is close.

Yaaaaaaas. Except for when I feel like tartin’ it up. (Just kidding. Everyone should wear whatever the hell they want to on their face.)

I don't know who the toothbrusher or banana eater are, sorry. But yeah, that's Rory. I don't actually think he's terribly tiny, but people forget that Kurt and Jonah are giants!

Aww and you didn't even mention Paul Scheer, Rory Scovel and Jonah Ray! I am completely in love with every comedian in this video so this makes me super happy. Plus I have a tiny crush on Kurt Braunohler even though he looks (and dresses) like everyone's dad.

I doubt you do... I wear at least that many on the reg and I get the “how do you have so much makeup, you HARDLY WEAR ANY” quite a lot. For me, it's just about evening out my skin tone, plus putting on makeup is FUN.

I actually agree with you about all of that! Good to know we’re on the same page, lol!

Yeah, no, I still haven't forgotten that he sent that bitch to shadow-murder his own brother.

Oh please don’t feel bad about being attracted to Bronn... I want to jump Littlefinger’s bones and I'm pretty sure that's much worse!

Oh, please don't think I was being snarky! I really wasn't! Clearly that song ruined my commenting judgment re: what sounds jerky and what doesn't. :)

I think it's cute that you think Britney had anything to do with writing this song. But yeah, it's TERRIBLE. I wish Igloo Australia would go away already.

The Fall is goooooood.

SUPPOSEDLY, the reason Golden Tate is not with the Seahawks anymore is because he banged Russell Wilson’s wife.