It didn't look like that to me either. I can see juuuuust a little bit with the last picture where it's more zoomed out where people would get it from. But I'm pretty sure black people don't look like metallic aliens. Also am I the only ones who think the close ups are kind of beautiful?

That's a pretty strong troll game - say just enough stuff that sounds serious... I'm entertained either way.

Well, I just went back and read a bunch of their posts and now I'm convinced that this person is actually a master troll. One of the greats, really - I'm pretty impressed at the high level of trolliness going on here.

I think that’s my problem here too. I am certainly aware that people this un-self-aware exist; why wouldn't they be posting weird shit like this on Jezebel comments?

Is this chick for real or just a grade-A troll? I can’t tell because sadly I’ve met a couple people like her in real life...

That's not weird, that's fucking delicious! I pretty much only like cinnamon raisin bagels exactly that way! Sometimes just strawberry cream cheese if I'm too lazy for both.

Hahaha, when I was a kid I loved to eat frozen corn, straight out of the bag, straight out of the freezer. Drove my mom nuts.

Sometimes they show up at TJ Maxx. I bought Flash Dance there for six or seven bucks and I get a MILLION compliments when I wear it. Not great pics but it's freaking fantastic in person.

It doesn't have an effect on some cats.

came here to say this. Flushing cat litter is bad for the pipes. I'll also add that a lot of cats DO NOT LIKE covered litter boxes.

Now it’s up to $186,000. This bullshit makes me want to howl with anger. And it doesn’t help that I have dumb fuck friends (and family!) on Facebook posting some article about how Indiana does have the right to do this. It’s taking everything I have not to FREAK OUT on them.

As soon as I read this comment, I suspected that venlafaxine is the generic name for Effexor, and, of course it is. I had an absolutely awful experience with it. It can absolutely LOWER your serotonin levels - that's what it did to me and it made me INCREDIBLY sick. Like literally could not lift my head or get out of…

Ugh, yeah, Shalimar can smell great on some people but it can also go SO WRONG. I can't wear any of those old classics because they run into dowager-queen territory on me. Maybe when I get older...

If I were you I'd go HAM on some sangria pitchers and breadsticks. Not a fan of their food but their sangria is tasty as hell.

It wouldn't occur to me either to flush dental floss, but I would imagine what happens if you do is that it gets tangled into a ball and then clogs the pipes.

I think (not a doctor here) that you need to be menstruating because your uterus isn't sloughing off endometrial cells otherwise.

Well this seems useful, except that endometrial cancer is much more common in postmenopausal women! (Source: my grandmother is currently battling endometrial cancer - I've learned a lot this year about it. )

Yes, I also like to pretend I don't know how to do stuff to get out of doing it. It rarely works...

He definitely could have admitted that he didn't like candy corn buuuuuut... I have absolutely NO sweet tooth if I've been drinking. None. Candy sounds fucking gross. I know I can't be the only one.

Getcha a really nice lighted makeup mirror that has both a magnified and non-magnified side. I'm blind as a bat without my glasses and the mirror I have saved my makeup life!