I'm 99% sure that she was just listing the stuff she likes. If you read the article it becomes pretty obvious that no one slathers that much shit on their face at once.

Every. Single. One. Of your comments is internet gold. This one in particular is so fantastic I can't stand it. I am far too lazy to find that gif of Orson Welles clapping in Citizen Kane but just imagine it lives below my comment.

I agree with you almost all the way, with two exceptions: the Target Lady and the one-upper lady (I think her name was Penelope, but don't quote me on that). Both of those just hit me squarely in the funny bone every time.

that reminds me of this:

Yes, there absolutely is (my mother is very allergic to red dye). However, the story they were referencing was not a red dye allergy.

yes, I have this problem (with pineapple and strawberries, specifically). I read somewhere that it's because I also have "hay fever" type allergies and it causes the same histamine reaction? Whatever, I'm not sure the exact reason, but I definitely get itchy and sore after some raw fruits. It's a thing!

You might try ordering a regular taco, add sour cream? (but I LOL at the thought that you might end up with tomatoes too...)

Those are all very good points!

He's Irish. IIRC he actually IS from Belfast, as well as the show being set there.

my phone won't let me edit for some reason but apparently I missed you pointing out that she mixed them up... Reading comprehension, I haz it.

The phrase itself doesn't bother me, but what DOES is the use of "bovine." Shouldn't it be "porcine" as we're talking pigs, not cows?

THANK YOU. That was driving me batty. Love Jezebel, but seriously, how do you screw up the name of the school TWICE in one paragraph?

I had the MMR vaccine as a child and still caught measles when I was 7. They aren't 100% effective. (But I will say that I am a total outlier; it is VERY uncommon, and usually happens if someone has had their first shot but not the second.)

Have you tried Ruby Woo by MAC? That sounds like it might fit the bill. Or maybe one of the Kat Von D liquid lipsticks - they are suuuuuuper matte.

I LOVE Leslie Jones, she is really funny but... She has blown a LOT of lines and cues. I don't know if it's nerves or what (to be fair, at least once was a technical difficulty), but they won't keep her around long if she can't get better with that. Which would be a total shame as she is a national treasure.

I use Blackheart to darken up my outer v for a little more drama. :)

I've been marathoning The Fall on Netflix, so the painting you chose just gave me hot guy serial killer flashbacks.

Sooooo... I just realized that he was Guy in Never Been Kissed! How I never put that together before, I'll never know... Also he is suuuuuuper creepy looking now.

TCU isn't in the SEC. They're Big 12. Not sure what you're trying to say here.

Lenox is her name. I'm pretty sure a dude is gonna win. Keith is awesome but I'm Team Will! He's almost too beautiful to look at!