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*Stephen King pokes his head in to remind everyone that he has an IMDb page.*

Was it The Monsters Are Due on Maple Street? I had the exact same experience.

I was skeptical going in to Horrorstör, but I ended up enjoying it. It's hard to write horror-comedy, and Hendrix mostly succeeds.

I forgot that was happening today. Such a good choice, loved her in Attack the Block.

You just reminded me that Sweet Home Alabama is a thing that exists that I watched in theaters. Thanks?

Since I have Rick and Morty on the brain, I'll go with the house party in "Ricksy Business." And the party in Girls where Shosh accidentally smoked crack looked like a decent time.

I'll skip the rave and hang with shirtless 1999 Timothy Olyphant, please and thanks.

You've got some username / comment dissonance there.

I caught The Void in theaters and was so happy to have done so. Just a really solid little horror flick that had me watching through my fingers more than once. Impressive practical effects, too (and a bit of dodgy CGI, but with their budget I've no complaints).

I stopped watching. It was well-made, and the performances were good, but it felt lifeless to me. I was also underwhelmed by the book when I first read it — I greatly prefer Atwood's MaddAddam trilogy — so maybe I just don't love the story.

My grandmother bought me the first book under the impression that it was written by an eleven-year-old boy (my age at the time), so her wires were crossed. I read it and loved it. I remember when the fourth one came out, my mother, sister and I drove around all day looking for a copy — we couldn't find one anywhere.

Didn't think I'd be digging into the Bee Gees back catalog today, but here we are.

FUCK YES, PORTLAND! I didn't catch her on her last tour and have been waiting for this for years.

This was my F. Paul Wilson trajectory. I liked The Tomb quite a bit — it's a lot of fun — but The Keep is better. Hard to top that one.

Forgive, yay; stop upvoting references to his eternal shame, nay.

NEVER FORGET

*dies*

The bit about Steven Wright getting a standing ovation warmed my heart.

For good measure alongside the glaring sexism, he also includes an eye-roll-inducing bit about how it was worth "waiting for Gadot."

I missed the second "a" in "macaroni" in a regional spelling bee in 6th grade, and my ma still makes fun of me for it occasionally. I did not take the loss well.