Why is it so hard for these creators to believe they have countless spam/bot “subscribers”?

re: Jesus and the cross - I disagree with you here, Drew. All the significance you’re assigning to the cross/crucifixion is entirely arbitrary. I agree with Evan: however he died would have become the symbol. Which should make us happy there weren’t electric chairs back then.

I’d be afraid that if I finished after my Tesla hit the deer it would mess me up, and I’d end up snuggling hookers into the ibex enclosure at the zoo - “Baby, I can only cum if I’ve first maimed an ungulate.”

Windhorst’s slavish LeBron-jocking makes even Ahmad Rashad uncomfortable.

It’s already happened! Half this verkakte election cycle has been the reichwingers crowing about how tough they are, and the other half has been the reichwingers whining about being repressed and victimized and bullied (i.e. by people calling Trump on his bullshit or else protesting in the usual first-amendment…

I can’t decide which is worse. The President-Elect’s family thinking that their son MAYBE having autism is worthy of a defamation lawsuit, or the President-Elect’s family using intimidation tactics against an autistic teenager who was trying to convince people to leave their son’s behavior alone.

It’s what the Trumps do. Threaten to sue and since most people don’t have the resources to take on Trump and his team of lawyers they just kowtow to him.

No, these people are irony-blind. Remember, they’re the ones who spent months bleating “voting is rigged!” and are now complaining about the recount.

Same reaction as you and I am kid-free as well. After seeing my brother nonchalantly stick his hand down the back of my niece’s diaper this weekend to check for poop (spoiler alert: there was poop), I am 100% convinced that having kids permanently changes your level of squeamishness to 0.

Not sure those are the best examples of “tweeners” out there. Not a lot of 6'10"/6'11" dudes in the NFL - they’d be the two tallest guys in the league.

Eric, tell everyone about the cockroaches, man!

“Must be night time. Better make sure my headlights are either on high beam or off.”

Why do some idiots here not realize that if the device was applied to your windshield legally by law enforcement, then law enforcement has everything they need already to track you down and arrest you if you try to circumvent this device. A ticket is a piece of a paper, that can be easily destroyed. If this thing is…

IDEA: buy one for yourself attach it whenever you park illegally and remove when you leave.

there’s this concerted effort among games media to insist that turn-based games are dead despite the overwhelming evidence to the contrary.

I remember being almost in tears when I unwrapped FF9 for Xmas as a kid, that’s how much lovr I had for FF. After being burned by 13 and floundering in the wild for so long, I’ve been hesitant to get excited about 15. And you know what?

I mean, arguably, isn’t this just the in-universe equivalent of a player no longer playing that iteration of Pokemon? That trainer they made just never comes back, and their Pokemon are left waiting forever.

The most anger I ever felt as a child.

Sun and Moon really is the highlight of Game Freak’s descent into madness trolling...

Very skeptical that as many as 25% of bus company employees are “in it” for the simple joy of transporting children to school.