I choose to believe that this is a very obscure shot at George Karl. Old white dudes get pissed if you shit on the Beatles.

That’s ridiculous. Everyone knows Paul McCartney was in a band called Wings.

I remember that part, but it wasn’t a “match” really. It was in WCW when Bret called out Goldberg and wanted to show everyone how he’d beat Goldberg in under 5 min. There was no ref and Bret did the slow 3 count until he revealed the metal plate, and then said to WCW “I quit” and joined the NWO.

Has all the good food already been created? My biggest fear is that I’ve already tried all the good food stuff in the world. Am I done putting new foods into my face? Or will some random underrated dishes eventually rise to prominence?

Ballpark seat man can fuck RIGHT off. There is nothing worse than getting to your seat in the third inning after hitting traffic and some fat homer is already parked in it spilling beer and peanut shells everywhere. Then they give you a dirty look like you’re inconveniencing him and make a big production out of…

“Homer at the Bat” disagrees.

This is the greatest Simpsons episode ever.

I can think of at least one charitable organization that would be very interested in purchasing that bat.

Sure, it seems like a great idea now but just wait until Mets ownership finds out about it and starts asking Mazeika if what he’s doing is appropriate and also if they maybe could borrow fifty bucks until the postseason checks clear.

Clearly these guys haven’t been in locker rooms at Augusta, Douche Canoe National or Pussygrabbers Valley. Hell, half these guys wouldn’t even be allowed in Augusta’s locker room.

But that’s kinda the point of the game, PoE was advertised as a narrative heavy RPG. It’s cool if that’s not your thing, but it’s like getting GTA and complaining about how much driving the game has.

Disgaea.

Ah, isn’t mid-30s the tail end of the prime gaming demographic? So you’re still good, Kirk! You’re more like 50 instead of 90.

He can talk honestly about how he feels, but that’s not a healthy way to think about women because it’s shallow, objectifying, and unattractive.

Instead, he should meet girls who he likes spending time with because of shared interests, personal chemistry, etc. (basically for who they are as a person), and then…

I think the first guy has talked himself into a self-esteem hole that he’ll have trouble getting out of - it’s impossible for me to believe that no woman ever smiles at him, ever, unless he’s staring in a creepy way or keeping his eyes on the ground or something. I usually smile after awkward, accidental eye contact…

You seem upset.

To the first letter-your advice is totally right. At the end of the day, you need to be confident and happy with yourself and that goes a long way, and that confidence and self-satisfaction is largely generated from doing the things you want in your life. I was awkward and lacked self-confidence in high school, but…

“Painfully attractive” “cruelly attractive”

I really hope that when Hilary wins Grandpa Bill hangs out in the garden with the grandkids as much as possible.

They worried that this was big government telling people what to feed their kids.