You can hit people with the hilt when you have no ammo. It’s a two hit kill IIRC.

It can block bullets and abilities, and is a one-hit KO in PvP so an ammo capacity is needed to keep it from being OP.

If I’m getting a souvenir helmet, it damn well better be filled with nachos, not shitty melted ice cream.

Nope, just people who agree with me. The burner passwords are way too complicated for me to bother with having more than one.

Bobby, you’re missing the best part! HE WAS ON METH THE WHOLE TIME.

Oh I know how they meant it, but there are many better, less incorrect ways to say it.

That’s a big swing and a miss with your use of palimpsest.

I wipe front to back, then drop it down like an inch (which is to say not in contact with my skin) and bring it back forward to look at through my thigh gap. (I’m sitting at my desk mime-wiping my ass, thank god there’s only a couple people here today)

you can definitely look between your legs at what’s on the paper

The lean forward should be considered a sit. The fact that it’s contested is I bet 25% or more of the people who voted for standing.

I think that’s what the real issue is. Leaning forward is sitting to me, but clearly not to many of these folks.

there’s a wonderful little gap formed where your spread legs meet the front edge of the bowl, that you can perfectly see everything in the toilet through.

your hand is already underneath your ass, you just drop the paper in the toilet like a normal person. WHAT ARE THESE ARGUMENTS EVEN

Who gets shit streaks on their toilet seat? I can’t even picture how this is a real thing.

VERY INTERESTING POINT! Maybe that confusion is why the results are so much more even than you’d think they be. I too tend to hover slightly over the seat, but I consider that sitting down.

“The Beggar” by Mos Def is an all-time great song for boning.

Compared to high heels or boots or w/e, those are objectively goofy shoes.

you definitely got me there. I assumed it would be purple so I quit watching after that.

“including a Karate Kid kick”

It looks right, but my timeframe is way off then. That seems pretty likely though.