“nothing to do with”

I agree 100%. I had to get a d&c a few years back after a miscarriage and was able to go straight from the ER to the hospital’s in house abortion clinic. Abortion is healthcare, it needn’t be sequestered from other healthcare.

Stop liking what I don’t like!

Yeah, but it’ll be USDA certified Triple-A tainted meat.

Is that Harry Potter’s muggle uncle?

Probs cause most people disagree with you.

What about the loyal older guy who has paid his dues and is grinding it out, only to learn that some spoiled little shit straight out of college that he has to cover for makes more than he does.

Buying a purple car turning up to be a sad thing? Never!

Skyler, or Schuyler, is an old name. Nothing parody about it.

As mentioned in the article - Ben. His real name is Ben. WTF is wrong with Ben? One of the coolest dudes in history was named Ben. Get your Kylo shit outta here.

What on Earth is happening in this thread? It is the executive who make the decisions on how much to pay each person, why on God’s green Earth would the employees be angry with each other?

Our social media director at work is in her 40s and is more tech savvy than our 23-year-old graphic designer. But sure, shit all over non-millennials.

She was *this close* to making it with Rodrigo Santoro, and sacrificed it all to take care of her brother. Why? It made no sense.

I watch this movie every year at Xmas and every year I think about doing a personal edit that removes the worst storylines. This would be the first to go. I think the moral of the story is that familial love for people with disabilities is a love worth celebrating (I’m being very generous here), but it comes off more…

sims fans might be one of the strangest gaming subcultures i know about.

It won’t be possible to tell a believable movie out of the past two years. It would have to be toned down just so that people would find it plausible.

One day, the kids will see the movie and ask, “Did it really happen like that?” And we will shake our heads sadly and explain that, no, it was so much stupider.

Oh no, not apparently, this motherfucker went straight to the sunken place, tried to threaten the students and got dragged.

Haha, I love that threat. Who cares if your degree is mailed? As long as you still get one, it’s more important to be on the right side of history.

Graduation speaches are usually some fucked up shit. My sister’s graduation from a small christian liberal arts college had an alumni come and speak. The essence of his speach was “God blessed me with the opportunity to work on the atomic bomb.” We all just kind of sat there in shock. It was so far out of left field.