She was *this close* to making it with Rodrigo Santoro, and sacrificed it all to take care of her brother. Why? It made no sense.

I watch this movie every year at Xmas and every year I think about doing a personal edit that removes the worst storylines. This would be the first to go. I think the moral of the story is that familial love for people with disabilities is a love worth celebrating (I’m being very generous here), but it comes off more…

sims fans might be one of the strangest gaming subcultures i know about.

It won’t be possible to tell a believable movie out of the past two years. It would have to be toned down just so that people would find it plausible.

One day, the kids will see the movie and ask, “Did it really happen like that?” And we will shake our heads sadly and explain that, no, it was so much stupider.

Oh no, not apparently, this motherfucker went straight to the sunken place, tried to threaten the students and got dragged.

Haha, I love that threat. Who cares if your degree is mailed? As long as you still get one, it’s more important to be on the right side of history.

Graduation speaches are usually some fucked up shit. My sister’s graduation from a small christian liberal arts college had an alumni come and speak. The essence of his speach was “God blessed me with the opportunity to work on the atomic bomb.” We all just kind of sat there in shock. It was so far out of left field.

Aren’t degrees mailed anyway? My son got the cover and the actual degree came in the mail.

Great way to kill post-graduation donations from an entire class!

Congratulations, grads. You managed to take one of the more boring experiences of life (sitting and listening to people dispense mindless platitudes about life) and turn it into an exciting event filled with drama and tension. And you got to make Betsy DeVos appear deeply uncomfortable. You kids are awesome, and…

Ah I forgot women only want abortions because they’re lazy, addicted to meth, and are shit with money. /s

You get me.

Never, EVER forget that the most important thing you can be as a woman is beautiful.

All the bottles are still white, tho.

Athletes have weight classes in some cases, but for the most part sports medicine is about doing as much as possible to get the person over the arbitrary line so they can get back on the field. It is not about the health of the individual athlete, and it DEFINITELY is not about being a good example of body image to…

Which is why I was happy to see they’d abandoned that measure. However, I wonder how many doctors would be willing to write “healthy” for a couple dollars? I mean, I’m sure Dr. Nick’s Hollywood Upstairs Medical Clinic has a French counterpart....

The only thing this will create is even more eating disorder as the now-usual method will be a mix of purge and binge to gain the right BMI.

Eh. I know this comes from a good place and we should all remind young women that fashion models are NOT average bodies/not have women starve themselves for a gig, but the idea of using a BMI index to ban people from a job doesn’t sit well with me.

Before ACA, my dad had lung cancer. He was convinced he was going to die so he decided not to treat and leave my mom in horrible debt. He died in the middle of the night after not being able to move off the couch for three weeks. No pain meds. No hospital stay. Nothing but my mom sleeping on the other couch watching…