The Chupacabra is not an alien. I think he’s... native fauna?

Let’s put aside the fact that you clearly think that undocumented residence is itself a crime. (It’s not.) And let’s also put aside the fact that you probably think undocumented residents are more likely to commit crimes. (We know that the opposite is true.)

“Is it prohibited and punishable by law? Yes? Ergo it’s a crime. ”

I rewatched Aliens after Bill Paxton died and enjoyed her character so much.

For the win.

I’m an atheist and I, theoretically, support Bible literature in publicly funded schools. I took bible literature in my public high school and it was the best, most rigorous humanities course that I took. But the difference was, indeed, that at 17 I was able to appreciate the text for what it is: An incredible…