Why would people be inside a place where the Barenaked Ladies were playing? 

I think you are letting McQueary off the hook a bit. Witnessing something like that can no doubt rock you to your core, but once you settle down you pick up the fucking phone and you call the cops or fbi. 

There’s a very simple reason why McQueary didn’t go to the cops right away: sometimes when we see things that go against our pre-existing beliefs, our brains work their asses off to come up with reasoning. McQueary respected Sandusky as a football coach and seeing him rape a child was outside of what he expected. So…

An ass-spelunking gerbil would be a major upgrade to their offense...

It could have been worse.

“Stick to DRIVING cars” is my favorite extremely specific stay-in-your-lane comment to date

I was thinking if Al Swearengen and Jaromir Jagr had a kid, but that works too.

Sigh. And away we go. Next question: “What role does violent video games play in encouraging mass shootings?”

If Dan Marino had played hockey:

Their defense is the real reason why they won.

The thing about crowning achievements is that some societies are so starved of leadership that they’ll bestow rule with the least forethought. Defeating a backwards rabble of pirates is hardly the foundation of government.

the world needs more illiterate dopes like you. never change.

Typical UM overvaluation by the media.

Annarbor and the Terrible, Harbaugh, No Good, Very Bad Day

sane people knew this game would be a bloodbath. that game could’ve easily been 49-0 

Never underestimate the unadulterated ignorance of the American people.

Reading comprehension not have much importance where you’re from, there, Cletus?

Stick to sports-related heckling.

After the game, the fan will go back to his home that he pays for through a government-backed mortgage. He’ll drive on roads his taxes pay for. However, many other states’ residents also pay for Mississippi roads because Mississippi takes in more tax revenue than it provides for itself. So he can’t even lean on the…

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