Fuck right off with this nonsense. 

Don’t “both sides” this shit. One of the two parties is actively obstructing anything resembling progress on these issues.

A: The white guys who are taken alive, when confronted with the prospect of their own demise, fold like a cheap card table, dropping their weapons, present no threat or resistance, and beg for their lives to be spared. It kinda goes along with the whole reason they’ve gone on a shooting spree to begin with. They’re…

I think that this sums it up:

I finished Gravity’s Rainbow by Thomas Pynchon. This is not a brag (the book was bad)

John Delaney is like if a rectal polyp gained sentience and swallowed its Republican owner.

“Ah, shit, I just bought thousands of rounds of ammunition and several assault weapons over the internet, but now I have to pay $5 for insurance?! Damn, my mass murder is off now!”

Yeah, if video games had any effect on these shooters, it would be the MAGA rallies getting massacred. Killing Nazis is a staple of many, many games.

Oh, I dunno, I think Cristiano Ronaldo’s head looks pretty strong.

That is actual art. Beautiful.

Shouldn’t that title be “The Rookie star Afton Williamson quits after alleging racism and sexual harassment”? The way that you’ve got it makes it sound like she was accused of racism and sexual harassment.

That Deion looks like Jeff Goldblum.

The NCAA chimed in by vacating the Big 12 Championships won by Oklahoma when Mayfield was their QB, because he didn’t pour it into a Powerade/NCAA cup first.

It would be really great if, while talking up how great the sculpture is, you actually included the sculptor’s name.

The Ray Lewis bust would have been more successful, but he was able to ditch the white suit in the nick of time.

It’s the slight smirk (which is phenomenal). To often these things are emotionless (Ray Lewis) or they get the smile wrong (Sanders). This is actually how Reed may have looked after owning your ass. It's magnificent. 

Yeah, but where’s the Hall of Fame for Donna Reed’s bust?

PersnicketyPants (Vive la Resistance!)>The Ron Swanson of Westeros

I once saw a dude staring at Luhrmann for an entire school event and nearly calling the kettle black.