in solidarity with China he bound his feet this offseason, making him taller

getting more hits but scoring less runs is like winning the popular vote but losing the electoral college

the ball is so juiced my Aunt Mildred could have hit 15 or 16 HR this year

hasn’t been nearly as much fun to hate the Yankees since A-Rod went away.

“You cheer for the same team that Rudy Fucking Guiliani cheers for”

the racist team from Washington are the Browns now.

someone please tell him Hong Kong can’t breathe

Congrats LeBron, you’re Basketball Ellen now.

Right on Trayvon

If those Dodger “fans” can name more than 10 guys on the roster I’ll eat my hat

someone should tell him the people of Hong Kong can’t breathe either

I am merely here to fire baseballs at a high rate of velocity for maximum salary; your hooman emotions confuse me

What This Guy Fawkes said. Apple and Disney have more money than most small countries. Streaming is one part of their balance sheet, and one they can afford to burn money on to buy market share for the next few (or several) years. Netflix is a standalone, and will drown in debt.

Netflix dies first.

134.4 points per game would beat last year’s scoring leader James Harden by nearly 100 points!

Butler-Herro-Dragic

“When I saw it, it made me feel like a 5-year old.” - Nick Foles

I supported the wearing of the “I can’t breathe” t-shirts but in retrospect it’s not like cops are pouring millions of dollars into his pocket so #BraveStanceWhenItCostsMeNothing I guess

“Republicans buy sneakers too.” - MJ

imagine how bleak it’ll get for the chargers and rams if USC ever gets good again