fuck being hurt, marry being suspended, kill being in Cleveland

Oh it’s Nancy Pelosi, I don’t even need to look.

i think it’s gotta be a satire post...i mean he mentioned prolapsed buttholes and everything. was it an attempt to make a joke about how Brees is anti-gay?

If you’re rooting for Alabama (in person, no less), you’re already part of The Borg

I THOUGHT DEADSPIN WAS GONNA STICK TO SPORTS NOW THAT THEY GOT BOUGHT BY THE RIGHT PEOPLE

Ap St got $400K in cash, and a lot more in exposure and credibility

Between the banner photo and a photo of Rose Leslie being in the “recommended stories you may like”, I think the algorithm figured out redheads are where it’s at

Is South Carolina still he preferred retirement destination for coaches who were washed up 10 years ago but would still like a check?

“The US has been slowly reducing the limits on government power through popular demand.”

weird how when the evils of socialism are decried, I never hear about Ho Chi Minh

if we help people...people will die...because...if we don’t do whatever rich people want all the time....then....economically speaking....STALIN

“Communist deaths by starvation, bad central planning”

terrorism (noun): the unlawful use of violence and intimidation, especially against civilians, in the pursuit of political aims.

Mortimer Sackler is the name of a moustache-twirling villain if I’ve ever heard one

the next Zionist I meet who isn’t insufferable in person will be the first

Uses a word in a declarative sentence about someone’s loyalty to the United States.

Best backup PG in the league the last 5 or 6 years, and definitely one of the best off-the-bench players ever. 6'7" matchup nightmare who can guard 3 positions and post up opposing points. Smart. Efficient. Genuinely going to miss watching him play with Iguodala on that 2nd unit that would frequently be + double digits…

Ah yes, I forgot that Baby Boomers love to be gaslit, outright lied to, and if you have a folksy demeanor and can smile on cue, you’re “charming.”

high praise, Poodletime. All my highest-starred comments come from a place of contempt and hatred. With Biden, it’s really easy to summon both.

What I lack in a medical degree I make up for by seeing 4 out of 6 grandparents/uncles/aunts decline in exactly the same way Biden is. He’ll probably be dead within 5 years,