Right now the water that comes out of my tap is unbelievably disgusting. I double filter. If there's still some taste, you'll get used to it. Get over it, seriously.

best comment on this article so far by a long shot

Would give you 1000 stars for Imposter Syndrome if I could, seriously. It is the worst.

I'm working on a poster for a conference right now, and as soon as it's done this will be EXACTLY what I'll be doing. This could not have come at a better time, seriously.

I posted this yesterday on Gawker but I'll post it again here for anyone who's interested (this came out last week):

Appropriate:

I actually know a girl (well, I knew her when we were kids, but she is a fully grown adult now), who is named Porsche, as in spelled like the car, pronounced just like Portia. And for all the talk about people with so called "weird" names not being successful in life, she's got a masters degree and is doing really…

If I wasn't so grossed out by old men (and also very much in a relationship), I'd consider this shit in a heartbeat. Grad school is expensive, a girl's gotta pay back loans somehow!

Pretty sure you're a terrible mom!

Ahhh at first I was like, fuck this guy, who the fuck hates on goldfish?? But then you gave me all the goldfish and now we can be friends for sure. I will eat any and all goldfish that people try to force on you.

Have you ever eaten Goldfish? Alternately, are you fucking soulless? They are basically the greatest snack of all time. And I'm an adult!

lol my BF's parents have 4 chihuahuas and 1 lab.

The link is to Empire News. Which is like a shitty The Onion.

Seriously, fuck everyone who is criticizing this article and then turning right around and calling Kara and Dodai Jezebel's token Black writers.

That's when I graduated and I posted the same thing earlier... wouldn't an outright ban on phones during the school day make this all a lot easier?

When I was in high school, cell phones were just starting to become ubiquitous. But they were banned from school- if you were caught with one, it would be taken away until the end of the day. Do schools not do this anymore? It sort of seems like a simple fix... I mean obviously kids broke the rules, and by the time I…

My BF is a former college baseball player with the bum to prove it :) :) :)

I could not be prouder. THIS is the Eckerd I know and love. GET IT CURRENT STAFF, GET IT

Yesssssss so so so proud!!!!!

Thank you. This one asshole is not representative of the Eckerd community as a whole and in fact, this whole situation has shown Eckerd students, faculty, and alumni standing up and demanding that Dr. Eastman do the right thing. The petition being circulated demonstrates that, and so does this open letter that the…