Nothing makes me laugh more than this. NOTHING

I so want to believe that this is a joke- and it's so over the top, it could be- but I went to Jesus Camp, and I knew kids who really weren't allowed to read Harry Potter, because Witchcraft, and those parents are dumb enough and take themselves seriously enough to write this dumbass bullshit.

I really didn't think it was going to make me laugh but I laughed so hard.

Oh man I had one of these earlier today, they are so totally the best.

I had a 3 week one recently- It's really nice to know I'm not the only one.

The living with a gun part- so true. I have asked my boyfriend to kill me more times than I can count during migraines.

Also, migraines are no joke. If you haven't had one, you have no idea. They literally can make you feel like you are dying. I know people who called 911 when they got their first. I was recently on a 3 week long migraine bender and, while I avoided an ER visit, often when they last for more than 3 days it's a…

He's not quick, he's just dressed in UF apparel at UF. He can walk a few feet and essentially disappear.

There are 50,000 students at UF. There are literally hundreds of people who meet this description, most of them aren't on the football team. Not to mention the fact that this isn't a closed campus, so you'd have to take into account all the other 50,000 people who live in Gainesville.

There are 50,000 at UF, roughly 75% of whom are wearing UF apparel at any given moment. I actually go here (I'm a grad student, I hate football) and trust me, there are TONS of people who meet that description. Most of them aren't football players.

So, I actually go to UF (I'm a grad student). First- if I was a white guy who wanted be completely nondescript in Gainesville, I would just wear UF clothing. The text messages we've been getting are almost laughable. Oh, he looks like almost any given person on campus? Excellent!

My boyfriend LOVES Daenerys, I'm not her biggest fan. I love Sansa AND Jon Snow, and both of us like the Bran storyline.

This is so regional. I grew up in MA, and my name is hyphenated, and almost everyone I grew up with either also had a hyphenated last name, or their mom had kept her maiden name. My boyfriend, on the other hand, grew up in FL, where we live now. He had never met someone with a hyphenated last name until college, and…

He's like 40. :( :(

My mom used was used hypnotherapy to help lose weight, and had great results!

Michael Brown is not on trial. Michael Brown is not on trial. Michael Brown is not on trial. Michael Brown is not on trial. Michael Brown is not on trial. Michael Brown is not on trial.

I had the pleasure of hearing one of my coworker's opinion on the Ferguson protests today: "the cops should just kill them all." Ughh.

Racist.

Related: in 7th grade I knew a Declan O'Grady who was dating a Daisy Sanchez, and we told them they should name their future child Jesus O'Grady.

In my top ten best tats ever for sure.