To the writer of number 3: My best friend in the world has bipolar disorder. I've been with her through every diagnosis, from GAD to panic disorder to this. I've sat in therapist waiting rooms, dispensed emergency medications, seen about a million panic attacks... What I'm saying is, share this information with your…

Love your handle sooooooo much

Other people love this book?? Yesssssss

You know banditing the Boston marathon is a time honored tradition, right? This was the first year it was banned.

Or he had a mommy and daddy who gave him a credit card.

SERIOUSLY! I taught probably a dozen people to do laundry freshman year. I've been doing it since I was 10ish, and the number of kids who had never done it was astounding. Totally insane. If you aren't going to make your kids do anything else, at least make them do their own fucking laundry so they aren't completely…

FUCK BURPEES FOREVER

I dunno. Having been a #classy and completely egotistical lady myself in college, I think I might have penned something like this if forced to. I wasn't in a sorority (purposely went to a college with no Greek life), but boy was I proud to be a sloot. She'll regret this/think it is embarrassing-hilarious in like 3…

Classic kitty boob grab. Mine loves them.

This has always driven me insane, even when I was a kid. My mom would always tell the drive thru workers, "A boy and a girl, but the girl would also like the boy's toy, please." Beside the fact that this practice is based on totally outdated gender norms, doesn't it just cost the company stupid extra money??

Because only morons name their kids non traditionally! -person with a non-traditionally spelled name

So, that's what you got out of this story? "Welp, they named the kid a non-traditional name so, who's surprised?"

Seriously. I grew up in a very gay-family-friendly neighborhood, and I remember having to learn that having two moms was actually unusual, not the other way around!

"Bone straight with a hint of butchness"

Not only is that not 3D, but she's only a black for like 5 minutes. She's a frog for the rest.

Seriously?

Had to star, because of course Allosaurus turned you on! And I started earlier than kindergarten as well!

I was an early masturbator... like... way earlier than 10. It's not that uncommon (there was even an episode of House!).

It astounded me in college how many women didn't just not masturbate (and these were very sexual ladies), but thought it was scandalous and gross, and were adamant that they would never consider doing it. Then again, when I was in high school, maybe a junior, a friend and I were talking about masturbating and another…

His family has released a statement (published in the Boston Globe): http://www.bostonglobe.com/metro/2014/04/…