Umpire Tosses Dick Who Argued Balls And Strikes; Tossed Ball Strikes Umpire’s Dick And Balls

It’s stuff like this that prevents me from entering a competitive environment in any game.

I have, for many years, maintained the truism that fighting with honor creates only a moral obligation to lose. If you cannot sort a route around your opponent’s tactics, that’s on you.  So long as the play was within established…

Annoy people trying to get decent results out of a Google Image Search, I find.

I feel like I have to tell my excellent Planned Parenthood experience here. I had a UTI due to many things stemming from being an alcoholic and not taking care of myself. I went to the ER and they gave me the wrong meds and I still felt horrible a week later and they were so judgmental. I then went to PP and they gave…

“Young man, back in 1984, I spent a glorious and debaucherous night in the trainer’s room at Exhibition Stadium.

I think I can speak on behalf of most Duke fans when I say that, while disappointed, I can’t wait to see how good Zion is during his sophomore year!

“I’ve been an Auburn fan for 30 years and I am currently a junior here.”

When I was about 6ish/ 7 ( I am an old) I was allowed to take my birthday money and go to the college record store to buy a record. The college kids kind of steered me to a record with a picture of Queen Elizabeth on the cover instead of the Little Red Hen, and I liked the tiara so I unknowingly bought a Sex Pistols…

It’s this sort of thing that makes me reconsider the notion that the world needs to be purged by fire. I still think it should, but stuff like this gives me momentary pause.

Warriors Investigators Ask To Whom Bell Tolls

Suns’ defense is toothless. That’s definitely not how to train your Dragan.

“THERE...ARE...FOUR...SIDES!”

Griffin doesn’t have a leg to stand on, and we probably can’t prove his claims, either.

Obviously she got up to take a pea.

My question is... when did kids get so soft?

Hot take: The roommate’s reaction to the pun guy was 100% warranted. 

Because “Attractive San Diego Party Girl Who Gave Up Cocaine To Fleece Millennials on Instagram/YouTube by Pretending To Be Vegan Pissed Off Real Vegans by Going Off Brand” was a shitty headline.

Lamb is finally getting revenge for those all those helpless goats tied to posts in Jurassic Park.