Didn’t expect that last screenshot.

Never Forget.

The optics of finding an immortality potion in a tomb are going to be a real blow to the entire alchemy industry.

#NeverForget

I was still blown away that some unnamed AFC team was asking prospects, “If required, are you willing to claim that you were, in fact, misidentified as a 77 year old white male, who was spotted frequently at a specific massage parlor?”

I will continue to need to speak for the reasonable Jew community of this country. Engel, shut the fuck up. There is positively nothing anti-Semitic about what she said. If she was talking about any other country, this article wouldn’t exist.

I just want to know how Dunn smacking Dunn on the head gets Trae a tech.

Update:

It’s a good thing he made those free throws, because he ain’t got no alibi.

The witness statement in the police report explains it pretty clearly: “hands, touching hands, reaching out, touching me, touching you”

The bigger they come, the harder they... never mind.

This happens more than you'd think. More so among National League owners who refuse to employ designated hitters.

“Mike Ogren” sounds like a rejected name from a Chris Farley skit about eating paint chips.

I feel sorry for my wife if Sean Hannity is sent to prison somehow for his role in all of this. She will never be able to make me cum as hard as I will the day he’s sentenced.

Good for Philly to have the longest and biggest thing again after Foles left town

“The sea was angry that day, my friends...”

Never apologize for not tweeting

Simultaneously hearing both Sterling Archer and Bob Belcher try to sell you on Arby’s isn’t confusing enough?

Today BioWare put out a 3 GB patch to fix the issue. “Players should now have more time to catch up to their Squad before seeing a countdown timer,” it reads.

Guys....Have I been playing bridge wrong this whole time?