There’s a wee bit of difference between making a commitment because you want to, and making a commitment because you’re forced to.

Insanity defense: Her hunger for crab legs made Chequita bananas.

Eat your heart out 11foot8 bridge.

We’re gonna need a smaller boat

Being a Russian ship, I expect we’ll have dash cam footage soon.

I hope that this is an isolated incident, and not something that becomes poutine.

Her questions about the asset/tax fraud related to the two NY golf courses, which Cohen answered in the affirmative, set up the city of New York and the State of New York to demand Trump’s tax returns. And not just because they are entitled to them in general, but, now, because they have real, prosecutable reasons to…

She was quick, poised and an example to all.

How sad is it that my reaction to this was “Yeah, that sounds about right for United Healthcare.” It is like pulling teeth to get them to pay for anything. I had to get several MRIs a few years ago and I had to get put in the hospital for a week just to get a 20-minute test.

I mean, say what you will about Elizabeth Holmes, but my god is she an amazing pioneer in the field of gender equality for massive corporate con-jobs. 

Fun fact: “The Touching is, To Me, Off Limits,” was the original title of MC Hammer’s 1990 breakthrough single. 

I know a lot of people will be upset that there’s no more PS3 and Vita games but these are 2 fantastic games. I’d rather have a couple of genuinely good games than 1 or 2 decent games and some random indie titles that i might only spend 15 minutes with.  Honestly every time i added a PS3 or Vita title to my account, i…

The irony wasn’t lost on me at the time that Mr. Trump in 2011 had strongly criticized President Obama for not releasing his grades. As you can see in Exhibit 7, Mr. Trump declared “Let him show his records” after calling President Obama “a terrible student.”

For fuck’s sakes.

Can we just get rid of twitter? It doesn’t seem to have actually added any value to humanity. 

Woah woah. OK, Matt love your writing, you need to shut this shit down immediately.

Simpsons did it....

This is so humiliating. On an international stage we have to put up with toddler level understanding and the adult in the room has to not just humor him but pretend it made sense. It is full on child tantrum level shit.

This man has been alone in a room making deals with the likes of Putin and Kim Jong Un and I don’t think we’re going to know just how awful those deals were until it’s way past too late.