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Cmon Channing wasn’t THAT b... oh Fyre. Never mind. 

That’s a pretty good visual representation of New Jersey, as I understand it. 

Padres offseason news isn’t a hot stove. It’s a friar.

to be honest, Bartolo looks pretty good in a Padres uni

David, have you made an offer on the Jeep, yet?

“NO SIR, I DID NOT SEE YOU PLAYING WITH YOUR DOLLS AGAIN SIR” 

When you see these thugs being thrown into the back of a paddy wagon, you just see them thrown in, rough, I said, please don’t be too nice. Like when you guys put somebody in the car and you’re protecting their head, you know, the way you put their hand over, like, don’t hit their head and they’ve just killed

“Sean, Drew, Michael, Alvin. Guys. Listen. I’m sorry. You have to understand my position here. I wish I could help you. I really do. Nobody feels worse about this than I do. Except for you and your fans, of course. But I hate what this has done to the sport. I really do. The only worse possible outcome here would be

Don’t think of golf as a game. Think of it as a walking meeting with no oversight where you can discuss obstruction of justice and paying off prostitutes with no official record kept or lawyers to tell you why that’s a bad idea. 

They already made a Snyder Batman movie with Karl Urban. It was fantastic.

I hope they replace him with Karl Urban.

As always the needs of theoretical children outweigh the needs of actual children.

Is “just suck it up and freeze to death while starving with no bathroom in an elevator for three days” the new bootstraps?

shut the fuck up and die tomato. 

I don’t think the timing lines up but wouldn’t it be stupid enough to be true if it was a reaction to the Gillette commercial?

I’m guessing that all of the critique about being “chinless white guys” is starting to get to  them.

this has led me down a grammar rabbit hole, but not one with a compelling alternative argument for the adverb form. conceded

At a current net wealth estimated at $131.9 billion, around 1.86 Jeff Bezoses”