Pominville on what happened with his girlfriend last night: “I have no idea...I mean can probably take 100 shots from that area and maybe never happen like that, it was going in and I kind of double-touched it and pulled it back”

The bigger the Fall, the harder they are?

Same as last weekend, bouncing between DQXI and Apex Legends

I’m partial to this one

Damn! People are so good at this! Also Lucca!

Quick question, what the hell am I looking at in this ad?

Probably bouncing between DQXI and Apex Legends.

Nah, that’s more of this settlement.

What you’ve never seen a guy ready to start his vacation 4 minutes early?

Well if the shitty customer paid about $60,000 annually for their seat at their table, who would your boss side with?

Someone in the White House should convince Trump that all the television stations are shut down this time unless he signs the budget. Starting by unplugging all the cable boxes now, and not plugging them back in until a budget deal is signed.

Can I get an official root ruling on a white person dressing up like a Klingon?

That’s just 2 triple doubles, this is a double-triple-double: 

You knew what she meant, don’t be obtuse.

OG Kingdom Hearts Final Mix from the 1.5 + 2.5 remix box. It’s the start of what will probably be an intermittent year long play through much of the Kingdom Heart series before I’m ready for 3.

Oh come on, he’s clearly slotted for Secretary of Defense.

No one draws bigger crowds of crazy naked dancing people, believe me!

Westbrook, last in the alphabet, last in our hearts

Who the hell needs to grunt to hit a forehand slice shot?!

When he first gets injured he should say “ ‘Tis but a scratch “