“How would you feel about playing your home games at Madison Square Garden as a professional?”

Hey, the bottom of the East is terrible, he could at least lead them to an ugly first round loss.

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First lesson:

“Hey you called me a racist immoral asshole when I tried to pretend I have hair. You called me a racist immoral asshole now that I’m bald again. Try to have some consistency!” - Stephen Miller probably

Why spend a trillion dollars on much needed infrastructure when when can kick it back to companies to buy back stock to make rich assholes richer?

All it really underscores, is that Trump still has no idea what Collusion is. All he knows is that people are saying he is bad for doing it. And he thinks SNL is bad for making fun of him. So, Collusion?

Fox News won’t have told him about it yet, wouldn’t want to disturb his nap

You know I think maybe Barnes had a point about the flopping

If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, you’re probably actually getting a friar

That’s NBA Champion Nick Young to you

I’m Niners fan, and that was a bad PI call against Griffin. What the Seahawks are supposed to do however, is not shit the bed against a 3-10 team that they crushed by 27 2 weeks ago.

Probably finishing Hollow Knight this weekend, assuming I’m ever able to get past this one sadistic platforming sequence.

“Sir, this is an Arby’s”

except for “Wildcats” obviously

+1 for Councilman Grosso for only referring to “Washington Professional Football team”

Nah, he just believes Americans are as stupid as he is. (He’s clearly at least partially correct) He doesn’t need Mexicans to believe that they are paying for the wall, he needs Americans to believe Mexico is paying.

Maybe they hired the same guys they’re using to find Border Patrol agents

Updated for 2018: “Mary: have you considered incorporating blockchain into the production process? I don’t know how it works, but it’s a magical thing.”