Nah, he just believes Americans are as stupid as he is. (He’s clearly at least partially correct) He doesn’t need Mexicans to believe that they are paying for the wall, he needs Americans to believe Mexico is paying.

Maybe they hired the same guys they’re using to find Border Patrol agents

Updated for 2018: “Mary: have you considered incorporating blockchain into the production process? I don’t know how it works, but it’s a magical thing.”

I feel like this makes the lady in front’s face less horrifying

+1 for Trashfire Listeria

Do you want a nuclear fusion powered alt right troll fembot? Cause that’s how you get nuclear fusion powered alt right troll fembots. 

It’s fine, they just learned to play tic-tac-toe from Magnus Carlsen

After his Wal-coin sales? ICO? whatever, I think I know who he’d hire to build the new wall.

Fair enough

Trying a 16 year old victim of sex-trafficking (and abuse, forced drugging etc.) as an adult is always going to be a miscarriage of justice.

More or less yes:

In San Francisco, and I’m sure in other cities, we have required use commercial compost bins. I’d love to be able to force my commuter coworkers who still can’t figure out 3 bins to play this.

Fox News is incapable of embarrassing itself. To embarrass yourself you have to have a sense of shame. Fox News clearly has none. At best they can just continue to be an embarrassment.

I’m pretty sure based on the speed with which he’s getting rejections going through his list, the next chief of staff will be “getting hit by a bus”

A mobi-ass strip

Look first you get limited unlimted data, then you get unlimited limited data, what’s so hard to understand?

OK 76 player Smash, with everyone assigned a random character with no repeats would be a cool mode

True they aren’t good right now, but 14th in the west is currently only 2 games out of the playoffs and 6 games out of 1st