Ouch, that’s terrible. Wonder how much it would’ve cost them to use the voice actors from the Castlevania Netflix series for a few lines?

I knew what is was going to be, still hoped it would be Remy instead

I know people skip the tweets, but dear god, he actually went with the “But what about all the people in my campaign who didn’t collude with Russian, huh? How come no one talks about them?” defense.

You have to go bold if you want to stand out hair-wise, standing between Kid Rock and Trump

I mean I know Jon Gruden has been a terrible coach this year, but I feel like a large portion of the blame should fall on the man in charge of player personnel decisions, Jon Gruden

Much like this year, they won more games whenever they didn’t start Nathan Peterman

Just go the Real Genius route, if they aren’t going take to their responsibility seriously, why should the press?

Damn human horn poachers!

She’s been waiting his whole career for him to end up in Los Angeles, so she can pitch La La Land.

Built in Synergy with Tesla and autopilot.

I mean, clothes that would be ugly on anyone and everyone is a kind of gender neutral

Go or Go home!

THE MICHIGAN PENAL CODE (EXCERPT)
Act 328 of 1931

750.532 Seduction; punishment.

Also you have to do something special to win it when another team lost to the Bills 41-10, although I think maybe the Jets got a pass to avoid being the ass two weeks in a row

A guy from Vegas who had paid him to shave points called and told him to stop making it so obvious.

I would love it if both teams just agreed to take 300 knees in a row and have it end it in a tie.

To be fair to Melo he basically had that his last couple years in NY until they finally accidentally did something right in drafting Kriznaps Bazingas

I know he has no idea how NATO functions, but Europe building up its military is, literally, what he’s actually been asking for years

In California they are required to give you up to 2 hours off to vote but it varies from state to state with many giving you none