THE MICHIGAN PENAL CODE (EXCERPT)
Act 328 of 1931

750.532 Seduction; punishment.

Also you have to do something special to win it when another team lost to the Bills 41-10, although I think maybe the Jets got a pass to avoid being the ass two weeks in a row

A guy from Vegas who had paid him to shave points called and told him to stop making it so obvious.

I would love it if both teams just agreed to take 300 knees in a row and have it end it in a tie.

To be fair to Melo he basically had that his last couple years in NY until they finally accidentally did something right in drafting Kriznaps Bazingas

I know he has no idea how NATO functions, but Europe building up its military is, literally, what he’s actually been asking for years

In California they are required to give you up to 2 hours off to vote but it varies from state to state with many giving you none

Jon Gruden was already half way to the podium to accept the ass-team of the week award. When the Jets were announced, he responded“Boy is my face...

The people closest to the border have a working understanding of both the border, and the border economy. The farther you get from the actual border, the more people fear imaginary boogie-men and parrot crazy fox news talking points.

Shadows of the Empire was basically the 2nd game you bought for the system after it came with Mario 64. You pretty much had to buy it to have 2 games.

She’s going to need to get blonder first.

Hey if the Media didn’t televise, or report on what he says, people wouldn’t hear him inciting violence.

Slaves freeing themselves is too close to anarchy. The only freed slaves he recognizes are slaves freed by white people.

He was incredibly talented at scoring on an opponent in isolation. Damn near unstoppable. This was considered probably the single most valuable skill in the league in the Jordan-ball and immediate post-Jordan era. The league changed around him, he never worked at/improved at anything else (defense,passing,rebounding).…

I think he’s saying we have the greatest economy in history right now (wrong) and we also don’t have a president right now (more or less true)

I think that there’s a least a chance he’s looking at Clooney and Amal and thinking of something along those lines (and then still ends up with a 22yr old blond anyway)

I bought and liked an early version of the Lenovo Miix, the Lenovo Miix 2, which was similar full function table, real keyboard base (limited angles but it worked for me), small form factor (11"). Not nearly as powerful as a current surface, but at least at the time it was priced more in line with the high end…

Why would it matter if the ID doesn’t prove where you are from. Theoretically the whole point of Voter ID laws is to prevent in person voter fraud. IE. you are who you say you are when you show up to the polling place and they check you against your registration. Being registered proves you live there, the voter ID…

It like the Cadillac of cars