Bork Blatles?

Give a man a fire, and he’ll be warm for a night. Set a man on fire, and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.

I heard they applied for jobs at fox news, but were rejected when it was discovered they had previously been known under the aliases Jose Rosales and Ahmahd Sadia

ha! that’s some real life Wile E. Coyote shit right there

He was fined for “forcibly hitting in the knee area or below”. Based off this clip, NFL has a pretty damn soft definition of forcibly.

Are we sure he didn’t just get lost in the Giant’s locker room?

I don’t know I think I’ve had enough of a Grifty administration

Oh yeah, teams and fans have spent tons of time and effort analyzing everything about it, and I have to grant, the individualized occurrence nature of baseball (basically every at bat is a completely discrete occurrence where most of variables are perfectly countable (balls/strikes/men on base/inning/score/batting…

So I don’t have a great example of this in baseball, but the basic idea is that high reward but high variance plays can work out better percentage wise over a long period, but it means you can’t necessarily survive a short cold stint. Basketball example, Rockets won 65 games last year shooting 42 threes a game. In…

Totally agree there, and in general I feel the like reviewers here at Kotaku do a decent job of taking that into account. They usually give a breakdown of hours player, and about how much of the game they feel like they completed. Also they are generally pretty good about making it understand that each review is a…

So basically we need to be applying a “Trump’s Razor” when looking at situations like this? All things being equal, the most horrifyingly disgusting or pure evil explanation is probably the correct one.

See, I think one of the things that is happening, is that some reviewers, who are working on a fixed timeline to experience enough of the content to write a complete review, just aren’t playing the game the way most people play an AC game. They’re doing fewer side quests and “rushing” the main story line a bit to…

Jimmy wants to go to Miami. Jimmy’ll see you later. Jimmy thinks KAT is a punkassbitch.

Reminder: we’re only on board with sex dungeons when all the participants are actually willing

Nobody like that wants to work for him

They look like they’re about to have air tubes shoved down their throats so they can be frozen, shipped, and unpacked for the next campaign rally/photo op.

The ones I get from 415 spoof the actual phone number of the local Chinese consulate office, which tons of people have legitimate business with, so it’s super insidious.

I don’t think I ever ended up playing 3, but you definitely could spam the jumping knee attack with a turbo controller in 2.

Have you seen the pictures of the faces of the women sitting behind him during this? These are the women who are supposedly his supporters and they could not stop cringing.