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He made a world class player look more like, well, me...

That is a dude who 100% tried to summon a demon with his frat bros in college.

Hmm...maybe this actually makes more sense then. On obvious passing downs where the QB is 100% going to get murdered, we throw in the sentient tackling dummy, er. Blaire Gabbert.

Like using one out wide as decoy? I’m all for more of that.

So they are actually doing away with cash bail here in California. Right now being released will be at the discretion of the the judges, which probably is somewhat concerning. But the general idea would be that the prosecution has to convince the judge the defendant is a flight risk, otherwise they are by default

So did anyone else see the twitter explaining image and think to themselves, oh Toadette becomes Peach but sucking the DNA out of an ancient 1000 year condom? No? Just me I guess...

Good deal, bad life hack

Sounds like this kid was part of a group that cheated death, and he’s trying to get his plan back on track

How soon after the Lakers bought out Deng did you start writing an article that he was going to the Wolves?

iPhone ex-smacks

Have they tried using an inanimate carbon rod?

As if Florida prosecutors don’t consider being within 20ft of Black person as a credible fear.

The way he always talks about it, I’m pretty sure he thinks he should get a lot of credit for knowing Puerto Rico is an island.

Tim Tebow is probably still available. Somehow I think they’d love him in Buffalo. And he could bring his lucrative Jockey contract with him.

Maybe the 90+ year old Nazi whose deportation has been in the works for over 2 decades? Closest thing that comes to mind

Things got so out of hand, Armstead and Pearce have been replaced by Christopher Plummer

How do we know the newspaper isn’t just making shit up? Because we do that all the time here at Fox.

As a San Franciscan, and an asshole Warriors fan, i’ll just point out that we have 3 WS and 3 NBA championships this decade, and no one remotely considers us a sports city