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He’s probably working on technology to transmit dick pics directly onto people’s phones using his mind. Once that happens, they’ll have to lock him in some kind of aluminum foil cage.

All over the internet, when the story broke that Weiner was being investigated by CPS, lots of people were claiming that it was *ridiculous* to think that his private life could have any impact on his ability to parent (even, you know, when he busted through some serious boundaries of appropriateness by sending sexts

Downey Jr. was not A-list in 1983/84. Not even a little bit close to it. He was still considered a young actor who’s fame wasn’t even parallel to Sheen’s at the time.

Bruce Willis? I know he and Demi divorced ages ago but he did cultivate the “family man”-image while the girls were young and he was HUGE in the 80s and 90s

In his memoir, Corey Feldman said Haim told him someone raped him on the set of Lucas. So I thought of Charlie Sheen (who is in that film), and then laughed because lmao at him being a family man. And then I thought: Martin Sheen...and I was like faaaaaark.

That’s true, but that’s why punching upward works and punching down doesn’t.

the pretty french lady made a joke that not only landed, it bored right through the center of the freakin’ earth.

you’d bring your friends Leo DiCaprio and Brad Pitt. And then you would leave.”

How do you know?

Shit, I’d be more embarrassed to say I vape, than to say I spent $1,900 on a purse.

OH MY GOD. You aren’t wrong! I never thought about this before. Her attitude is awful. I don’t know who hurt phi phi in the past but the level of gas lighting and manipulation she uses is pretty awful. And she thinks she comes across like she’s playing mind games but she really comes across like she is angry,

Alexis Arquette, a transgender actress best known for her work in The Wedding Singer and Pulp Fiction, died on

No pun intended, but judging from these comments, we’ve entered the “whistling past the graveyard” stage.

Piney basically ells you everything you need to know about glass as a person. He’s an unhygenic dweeb who neglects the safety of others about his dog... so why wouldn’t he be the same way about his apartment?

Condo boards and parent-teacher associations are where NIMBY helicopter parents and other sanctimonious meddlers go to indulge their autocratic fantasies.

Look at those harlots, showing a disgraceful lack of skin! They should be ashamed for......

You don’t make people free by taking away their choices and controlling what they wear.

Thank you RSLWN. I read her response and I was thinking “WTF? Maybe you’re just too inside your head to be attractive to ANYBODY.” Ugh. Nobody wants to fuck that person, it’s just too much work.

I just agreed with a Hamilton Nolan post and starred an Albert Burneko comment...I don’t know who I am anymore