White men getting offended over other people getting offended is the most pussy shit of all. Just fucking get over it.

I think she was more addressing American privileges, and that the BLM movement forget the American foreign policy and foreign influences of which she is critical ? I like her music, so I might be biased.

Reading half of this article and then abruptly stopping had me feeling just as uncomfortable as whenever I see yet another short story published in the New Yorker by Jesse Eisenberg — the level of insufferability in both cases has got me doing that shiver that cats do before they cough up a wet hairball mixed with…

“And don’t forget art! We also talk about art!”

Those Jersey Shore kiddos were into some serious metaphysical shit.

I’m pale enough to be a long-lost member of The Cure, and even I am not this white.

Yes, celebrities are sooo different than us. I could have written this about my own life, but I didn’t - and won’t - because it’s freaking stupid.

This is where I fully embrace the unapologetic simplicity and beauty of GYM. TAN. LAUNDRY.

That ... is not a neg. That’s actually what you do, when someone you value as a friend is hinting they’re interested in more, and you don’t want/need to be as firm as to say “stop it or go away.”

‘RUB THE BUTTONS TO MY SATISFACTION, PROLES’

Yup. Everything about this profile is gross...including the fact that the NYT published it.

when i was 15 i called a boy “magnetic” in an email and the memory of it still makes me want to barf

LIES! ALL LIES!

We all write awful emails. But sharing your emails with the public is like the fucking zenith of narcissism.

I know as an American interested in literature, there are a number of “bright young things” I’m supposed to be enamored of - mostly poetically self-conscious nerdy white dudes. What is it with them? They seem to dominate the New Yorkers reading list, and while I know they must all write wildly different prose, I just…

If you go to the “profile” itself, you’ll see it’s illustrated solely with pictures of Natalie Portman in two-piece bathing suits and sweaters. That’s it. Beautiful mind, indeed.

Lord I know I’m white, but please don’t ever let me be this white.

When Carmelo thinks theres been too many shots taken, its about time we make some changes.