Every white person in that crowd had the same thoughts running through their head “Is it OK to laugh at this joke? Oh God, what if the camera cuts to me when I’m laughing at a joke I’m not supposed to laugh at?!”

So I probably got this completely wrong, but thought maybe he was saying that there should have been complaints in the ‘60s too about the lack of nominees of color but there was so much shit going on, they didn’t have time. It was a pretty awesome opening monologue, there was seriously notable silence when he…

I made the same joke some weeks back in another story about Hollywood Medium. I apologize for using it a second time

Good psychics are rare.

Recycled joke: The show is called Hollywood Medium because it’s not well done.

the cost of living has risen since then, and it’s safe to conclude that salaries have risen along with it.

Pretty horrible, but sums up what many Hilary supporters believe. Somehow because I’m a woman I should be voting for Hilary because she’s one as well. Or I’m sexist because I don’t vote for Hilary. Everyone wants to talk about BernieBros, but Clinton supporters are just as bad (if not worse) when it comes to these…

Evidently the last person who told him not to write outside of the margins got stabbed with a Bic pen.

Are Seahawks fans quickly becoming the #BestFansInBaseball of the NFL?

Right now if the DNC thinks quietly waiting for the Republicans to explode is a great strategy for a checked-out electorate, they’ve got another thing coming. Republicans are using fear, the time-tested way to get moderate Baby Boomers to vote for anything, as they’re main strategy (as usual). Hilary Clinton is not…

40. Whatever happened to Natalie Portman and her twin who was also her maid?

They’re racists. Lack of education has always been the problem for these turds.

Sikh and Islam are completely different religions which aren’t remotely related to each other. It’s like racists aren’t even trying to educate themselves anymore.

I’m pretty sure a “little” case of voter fraud and disenfranchisement in Jeb Bush’s Florida lost Al Gore that election. Interesting how the narrative has changed such that we blame 2.5% of the population for what was clearly a massive failure of democracy on the state and federal levels.

I hate to do this, but her posing in a wheelchair like it is some sort of sexy glamorous accessory is actually a bit more than “semi-offensive.” If someone wearing, say, a Native American headdress as a costume is considered extremely insensitive (as it should be) and inappropriate, how is this any different? People…

Cop here. So let me get this straight...the five shot snub nose revolver I will conceal in my pocket (that isn’t terribly accurate outside of 7 yards) is the one piece of equipment that will stop the terrorists (packing bombs and automatic weapons?

I’m just gonna put this here as a positive image as well as an indicator of my current mood. Where’s my bean bag?

I think people, particularly in America, remember her for ripping the photo of the Pope on Saturday Night Live but don’t remember what for.