Christ, give it a rest. Do you really have so little going on in your life that this is what you choose to spend your time on?

Karla Homolka* ruined it for every woman who was truly a victim.

I saw a sign on some pastries at Panera the other day that had a sign on them which said “gluten-conscious”—maybe that’s kinkier than GF.

A prank is swapping all of your mate’s furniture around when he on holiday or covering his room is army men. It’s not physically or emotionally harming the woman you are supposed to love.

You’re totally right... People who describe themselves as “pranksters” always seem to just be sadistic assholes who don’t want to admit that they’re sadistic assholes.

aaaand that first shirt might be my ‘I made it through exams’ reward.

I got a very decent, not at all see-through Oxford shirt for a very reasonable price at Joe Fresh.