I will only say this:

Walter is so fucking cute, it's ridiculous.

This makes me feel so poor. Will they have back-up dancers and a wind machine at the divorce hearing?

And this is why people with English degrees are important. Liberal arts FTW.

"She was meaner and more disrespectful than the guy who robbed the place with a machete two weeks later."

Didn't you know? Semen and foreign pubic hairs are common complications of MS.

Dat Kate Mulgrew voice.

I love your love of him. Though I do think Cumberjaws has a better ring to it.

No. Stop trying to argue your way out of this. The anti-vax movement directly caused this.

The reason that measles is in the population to get caught by people too young to get vaccinated is that ANTIVAXXERS ARE DESTROYING HERD IMMUNITY.

Yeah, but so far people aren't making dangerous drugs out of Plan B. There is no reason to do this.

I like how this article starts off as "maybe Tinder....." and the ends with "definitely Tinder" Nice journalism!

He has Judaism does he?

"Get it Mom!"

Like a fucking boss.

I won't let you down!

As a feminist, I have to support her right to do whatever she feels like with her body, no matter how strange it seems to me. Reproductive choice includes the choice to have 25 kids if you want.

In my case, more like:

UMM. NO.