oh hey look it’s a guy who doesn’t know what he’s on about

Duck Bomb

Pickles AND beer???

Yes, but can all these preppers keep me and my steam powered bike out?

I understand. It’s early and you haven’t had your morning Lasik™ yet.

Not like there isn’t any other type of rubber and metal under the hood.

He then popped up and said “Must be something...i8!” as a large curtain dropped behind him, unveiling the latest concept of BMW’s groundbreaking hybrid-composite sports car of the future.

Surface may have been underpowered while doing ACTUAL work, whereas the iPad was overpowered for playing Candy Crush and not doing actual work.

Ah I know its cliche to want a tree planted over your dead body, but now I want a tree planted over my body so that in couple hundred years maybe my skeleton can scare someone when the tree falls over.

Thank you. We were in dire need of this article.

The turbid swamps of the American south are crawling with Naegleri Fowlerii, aka the “Brain Eating Ameoba”. Holding one’s nose is requisite regardless of age. Cool points retained.

It would have to run a full version of OS X? .... As long as it runs iOS it’s not happening...

Fuck him. He initiated the assault. He has no right to imprison her and intentionally impede her freedom of movement with the threat of force. That’s tantamount to kidnapping.

No one.

Thanks for stopping by, Bill.

Yeah, but don’t worry, the drone was fine!

Then send them outside to play! :)

They all got out just fine.