OH MY GOD THIS IS SO GOOD

Nah, they’re criticizing Holden in those aforementioned articles as well.

Reporter’s husband gets sexy pic from woman-husband-is-cheating-with. Reporter finds out, gets copy of sexy pic of woman-husband-is-cheating-with. Reporter uses the NY effen Times to call woman-husband-is-cheating-with fat with ugly vag.

Perhaps, but it’s hard to feel sympathy for the guy who is staring down his list of charges.

If you send unsolicited genitalia pictures to someone than I see nothing wrong with them sharing that picture and mocking the poor composition/lighting/cropping/etc. Don’t fucking send pictures of your genitalia to anyone without express permission.

I usually ignore trolls like Dojo, but I just checked out his discussion feed. There are a few good ones. He called someone a “Dweeb” a few weeks ago. You got to give him mad props for being so in character as “80's Teen Movie Secondary Antagonist”

You do realize all these sites aren’t affiliated with Gawker anymore, right? So the owner of Gawker isn’t the owner of the Gizmodo Media Group.

Is that you, Bryan?

I went googling for a Dumbo Bambie hybrid expecting the internet to fail me... I give you the glory that is Dumbie.

Dumbie.

are you new here 

So, here’s the thing. I fucking LOATHE the popping video trend that happened on the internet. All of those gross ass home popping videos and stuff on YouTube? Nooooope. Get the fuck outta here with that. I happened onto her show after watching My 600 Pound Life( which is my guilty trash tv show)....and.....I was kind…

I highly partial to the port of winer extractions.

In all fairness, he didn’t inject himself, he was asked if he could help in any way. He actually sent a bunch of engineers from The Boring Company along with battery packs and water pumps to be able to pump out water deeper in the cave. In addition to that, he had people work on the tube that could hold the kids and…

Can Elon just fuck off already?

TRY MY SCHEDULE AND LETS TALK LADIES

...wha she do?

Heffer is such a solid, underused insult

Fuck you and your concern trolling. And fuck your likely-willful conflation of borderline and bipolar symptoms too.

Maybe don’t with the prison rape jokes, huh?