No wonder Meghan knows her way around royalty. Her dad is a fucking drama queen.

My wife and I have annual passes to WDW. We enjoy the parks because of the immersive nature of the experience; as a wholly constructed reality, it’s one of the few ways you can actually disconnect from the real world. When we vacation other places, real life can still intrude.

I don’t give a fuuuuck about Lea Michele but this is reallyyyyyyy rude. It can’t be “funny” to try and “out” someone as having non-schooled literacy AND be coming from the purest of hearts and places. Fuck this article and these people it’s ableist and rude and you can say, “I’m not racist, but...” ...but ur racist…

They’re actually looking through his crotch, at his wallet in his back pocket. Like Superman, except hoes. I believe the prophet Soulja Boy wrote of this 

The hate for Khloe is STRONG in this thread.

“Mumma won’t let me play outside because of the consumption, I told her that don’t want to play with the governess all day! That’s why I pushed her over the railing just like I did to the last one, she didn’t wake up either. I hope my new governess is better.”

Don’t get it either. I’m 5'-2" and it doesn’t bother me a bit. I fit on airplanes and get to climb on counters without judgement.

Sessions is recused, so he cannot fire Mueller.

I actually just had a destination wedding (close destination -2 hr flight - but destination nonetheless) for this exact reason. I had 50 people at my wedding, including my now husband and myself. Honestly, thought there would be less, and wouldn’t have done it any differently. I don’t need to see my second-cousin…

Don’t jump down my throat, but...

Shocking!

No asshole, what we need right now are #thoughtsandprayers

It’s true. Had there only been more guns in the house, this whole horrible tragedy might have been averted.

Obviously we need to start arming the 13-year-old girls.

IIRC, the original show did a story where Clarissa and Sam wondered if they should date each other since they were already friends and decided they worked better as friends. I thought that was a surprisingly mature story for a teen sitcom, I was in the show’s target audience at the time and just shocked Nickelodeon…

Hey Melania, just look at Vanessa and see how easy it is to divorce a Donald Trump.

I’m sorry but I have to say it: Darwin Award. A .50 cal no less. That caliber can pass through several walls.

Shouldn’t it be app-ology.

They can’t hear over the sounds of all those guns accidentally discharging.