I’m pretty sure that was a troll against her husband and a sign that she did not want Americans to vote for him. Like the “pussy bow” blouse and the jump suit that read like a white pantsuit that she wore on election night.

That Marine also probably acts like a gentleman and treats her with respect, which I am sure is a big change from dealing with her husband.

Melania looks far happier standing next to this Marine that she ever did standing next to her husband. I guess unlike her husband, this guy has large hands.

Unless that person is me. Buy me ALL the kitchen appliances. Diamonds are garbage.

Great writing, super father. You really took me on a journey. And even though I knew exactly what the end would be, it still was hilarious and a little bit heart-breaking. Thanks for this! And thanks to Nintendo EPD.

I don’t like this outfit.

They’re saving that for Trump Moscow!

I don’t watch the show but saw this today and it cracked me up

Cool, and the dig at Jessica Chastain? Was that also meant literally?

If you like the Ohana breakfast, go to Animal Kingdom Lodge and have breakfast at Boma. OMG it is so good.

Be Our Guest is so not worth it, either. Its standard production line entrees and small plates like a dozen other counter service eateries in the park. They just table deliver the food using rfid to locate customers. I do not understand why it is still so popular 2 years after opening.

I am at the Polynesian (you can pry the Ohana Breakfast from my cold, dead hand), so I get the room checks, which I really don’t care about. They own the room, and I want to be safe.

I don’t understand why people are freaking out about this.

What’s up with the kinda crappy/mean commentary? For example in regards to Tonya Harding, “...showing off that boxer’s midriff.” Really? What happened to not judging women and their bodies? If this was an attempt at comedy, it’s time to do better. Snide, mean girl commentary isn’t comedy.

I can just picture Trump in the Oval office, plopped down on the floor among all his scattered effects for arts ‘n crafts time to make these awards. He’s going to make such good macaroni picture awards for the fake news media, they’ll just love him for it.

I’m reading (skimming really) the book now thanks to a pal who sent me a PDF. Laying odds 50/50 on Bannon suicide, not to be morbid.

Dating Lindsay when she was underage was gross. (They basically winked at it until she turned 18.) But then doing the same exact thing with Demi Lovato when he was even older?!

‘Laxatives are for gross people, mostly fatties, or old people. Coffee cleanses are for people who *care* about their body, their temple, their root chakra’s health! Goop is a wonderful organization that really *gets* me, and respects my health. There’s no reason to smirk like that, Pat, it highlights how unbalanced…

I didn’t generalize you; that doesn’t make any sense. How do you generalize an individual?