alliesconscience
alliesconscience
alliesconscience

she probably should’ve had someone checking those emails for her. Next time she can sharapassword

I can’t wait for your war against night clubs to begin... please keep us looped in for that one.

rough day for Marriott

spray tans for everyone!

notice how Haley keeps accepting those gifts though

55 mil? Really? Gotta love juries

I’m not a McGregor hater

ok thanks

ok. Great insight.

I was pretty indifferent to LeBron until about a year ago... maybe I just didn’t notice before, but he is seriously just one whiny bitch.

you have a shitty life

“She was forced to go pop.”

lol what?!

agreed it’s incredibly stressful making up stories

“Oh word?”

the only thing more baffling than Trump’s success in the Presidential race is the fame of Pewdiepie. Dude is the fucking worst.

well at least you got the picture right today

I’m sure he’s very faithful to her

agreed that you’re a dick too

Nah. You’re dumb