I LOVE this. I was shopping in the states (I’m Canadian) i was in Pet Smart (Super Pet, Pet Co?... Can’t remember) and bought the largest Teddy Bear I’ve ever seen with squeaky paws for my rescue pup. I never get tire of watching him drag it around the house even though it’s the sam size as him.

She would destroy me if I dressed up as her favorite (mangled) toys!!

filed to: who’s a good boy

I’ve been pulling for an option that reads “obvious troll and/or ragemonster” I flag a lot of shit that doesn’t fit neatly into the categories of either harassment or hate speech, but is definitely hateful and uncivil.

Donald Trump has been in and around the Philadelphia area for the past week. Donald Trump is a known grifter and racketeer. Coincidence? You decide.

Please don’t overlook that we’ve already had 8 years of a dangerously inept president, his name was George W Bush and the flaming pile of shit he left behind is still smoldering, despite 8 years of competent leadership.

Except that the woman would end up in jail for murder. Laws aren’t kind to women who protect themselves from male abuse.

Whenever I hear someone go , “But why now? Why all these women now?” Let me use my experience and simple rational logic to explain WHY NOW.

As much as I hate to say it, nothing’ll teach a man not to rape like a bullet in the face. It would be nice if parents, politicians, entertainment, and schools did their part though.

It is very hard for a regular ass girl to be believed, also it is very hard for a regular ass wife, a regular ass daughter, a regular ass girlfriend, a regular ass grandma, curiously, men who are arses are well believed.

It is super telling about every single one of your privileges that you brush off his dangerous racism, misogyny, ableism, Islamophobia, xenophobia, love for murderous tyrants, and ignorance with a mere “...worse for some people, but calm your little heads”. Seriously? Get stuffed.

They could do it in tiny font like those tees that list every single person in the junior state orchestra league or whatever. I would probably buy it.

I mean, depending on how much it costs. Our entire wedding budget consists of only two Canadian nickels, a button I found, and a positive attitude. Our dog Ruff Bader Ginsbark is officiating the ceremony.

Have to say I’m a little upset there’s no monogram option. I need everyone in the real world to know what exactly my heavenly advocacy is.

It would be really great if you could team up with some of the artists who have done illustrations for the site and sell merch with their artwork on it. I love Jez, but I don’t want to wear a t-shirt with just the Jez logo on it, sorry. I will, however, shell out major bucks for some Tara Jacoby artwork on a shirt.

Just as long as it’s not red. I’m allergic.

I’m kinda upset that my grandmother’s dead and won’t get to see me in a shirt with the word “Jezebel” on it. She’d have hated it.

They gotta make an “I don’t care about your boner” shirt.

Can we get a “Smile More” design?

I can put the stickers on my binders full of women.