This this this. There's trash that needs to go in both parties. Being against sex offenders shouldn't be a partisan issue.

Mr. Toad:

Dug up a few more from the cloud

Mimi isn't sure she agrees with your theory, even though I do.  She'll look directly at me until I'm ready to take the picture,  then she turns.

In honor of Deadspin:

No amount of pictures is ever enough 

This whole article is just an excuse for you to solicit some cat pics, isn’t it?

Haha I was just going through my camera roll & thinking “damn...I take so many pictures of my cats.”

Well, since you asked...

These bitches deserve it. Happy National Cat Day! 

My cat is far from perfect...if he is awake, he is howling, pooping, eating or puking. My only solace is...he sleeps a lot.

Pee tape is still undisputed number one, but footage of Eminem rapping along to the FBI agent’s deadpan recitation of his lyrics is making a strong play for “video that needs to see the light of day dear god please can’t we just have something good for a change because damn we’ve been suffering too long now and that…

Im in my mid twenties and have had a secret crush on David Spade for a very long time.

I remember someone once asked a friend who dated David Spade why he always was with beautiful women who were far out of his league, and she said he was sweet, funny, and a sex wizard, and that made up for a lot of shortcomings.

I’m going to go with sense of humor with a side of wounded soul. Plus the dick. The wounded soul gets to be a little too much after awhile. May to December. Everybody goes their separate ways. Women seem to bear no ill will. Pete seems to rebound quickly probably because he can’t be alone for long.

Thank you. She sullies the good name of Bethanys everywhere. I wouldn’t want her to be confused with one of us.

Um. The same thing happened to my son when he was about nine months old. Never been able to explain it. Walked in, he was fully tucked under the fitted sheet. Also around the same time, one morning he was crying in his crib and I was just waking up so it took me a few minutes to get to his room. Suddenly I heard him…

for those who can’t watch the video but want to know the story (@LslyChng)

Can we please, please, PLEASE have text-only versions for those of us who aren’t able to watch videos? Pretty please?