Where are Marchman and Magary (In The Morning) with the Deadcasts? Are these just not gonna be a thing anymore or what? WE CRAVE OUR NASALLY HOT TAKES DAMMIT.

This brown man wishes you all of the stars ever.

LOL This brown man needed that laugh today. You just keep on workin on that J my light skinned brotha.

I am a White Sox, Bulls and Bears fan and I am currently drunk at noon.

Sweet baby jesus he is a beast.

Somebody wanna whip this guy up an explanation real quick?

Bestest little pupper of all time.

“...Mmm, yummo...Reminds me of Cincy...”

I LOVE YOU BARNEY YOU ARE THE BESTEST OF LITTLE PUPPERS

Aww you good lazy lil pupperrrr.

AWWW I LUVVV ALL YOU GOOD AND PRETTY LITTLE PUPPERRRRRS AWWW.

Nope wrong nope.

You had me LOLing at [sic].

God help me I laughed at both of these.

Hey, if you want a PTI omelet, gotta break a few First Take eggs.

Goddammit.

A sorely needed laugh on a tough day. Thanks.

Yeah that first line is BRUTAL. Oh man! I love me a good Burneko Burn.

I want a seat next to this motherfucker in hell.

You are a good pupper, Scout. Yes you are.