That’s the best part! It’s like an adult juice box. I’ve slurrrped this lovely swill to my heart’s content while scowling at the rest of those snotty ass Whole Foods customers.

Um, that HAS to be a rug...right? Nobody gets their hair cut like that on purpose...right?

Out of allll the Kinjas...your Kinja is the bestest.

Mehh...needs more Tebow. AH GOT UH FEEVUH

Bah! Back to work Gainesy!

Knew a “scalper” joke was comin’...the creativity with it made me LOL anyways.

I also admit I didn’t know how to un-italicize my comment. I no is good Kinja-ist.

“...because John Elway shits truffles and his piss gets these really great tannins when it’s oaked.”

Hahaaa this is so great

YOU SHUT YOUR DIRTY MOUTH ABOUT THE BAT DAN—okay fine I admit it even we hardcore fans were like whaaa?

Give whomever ^ this brilliant motherfucker is a goddamned Nobel Prize.

“Sourdough fuckboy” just made me crack up laughing on this train.

You beautiful, beautiful soul.

Oh come on now that’s just mean.

how do I give this comment deadspin gold. Fuckingggg outstandingggg.

^ yeah what that guy said.

Oh shit them’s fightin words!

HEY he is OUR disaster! And we LOVE him!

Oh man. The best ones make you cringe-laugh.

And that is why I love you, you beautifully unique goddamned sparkle pony.