Just imagine the happiness of your average Cayenne Turbo driver as he drives by this scene!

I might have to turn in my Jalop Card for this, but my answer is none. No car.

Sorry, this is America, a wretched, failing empire. Healthcare, here, is a privilage not a right, so... mental health care is only for the wealthy. Gun ownership is the basis of True ‘Merican Culture, and no amount of sanity will ever change that.

I was under the impression that periodic flooding was a feature designed to flush the urine and dead rats out of the system.

The Trombone would actually sound better!!

That’s the same camera used to get the high-speed shots seen in “Zombieland” and “Inception.” The daily rental for the body alone is astounding.

Rolls Royce is also rumored to debut a minivan soon, leaked here:

I’m very excited for the day when our generation is spending six figures on, like, a “third off the line” Honda Prelude SH at auction.

I think the punishment is lenient. We just had a 23 year old car thief crash a stolen car at freeway speed after exiting hwy 4 in Antioch, CA. The car thief T-boned a pickup with a mother and 2 children. One of the kids died and the other is in critical condition.

“I just want enough room to have sex in the back.”

Bangle-Era BMWs are the worst BMWs, by far, in the history of the company.

So, one thing to make really crystal clear: Paul goes on about how “nice” people in Japan are and how they “put up” with him. Speaking as a Japanese person, we have very different standards on how we treat people who we find offensive or disgusting.

No, the way its done now is “pretty feeking simple” this is just over complicated BS for the sake of over complicated BS.

Am I the last person in Western Civilization who likes that cars have a different technological persona than smartphones/tablets? The fact that most cars still operate on principles dating back over a century doesn’t make them outdated; it makes them timeless, like an established part of the world that’s always been…

Does it run on Wensleydale cheese?

The prevalence of this attitude is what makes the American police terrifying. The US is virtually unique among developed countries in it’s willingness to allow the police to gun down their own citizens. 

trigger happy police, this would never happen in europe. Better trained officers

Very tangential tale:
Since you mentioned grasshoppers, I am reminded of the best discussion I ever had with a Biblical literalist (on, of all places, an online Atari 2600 forum.) They challenged me to name a single example of the The Bible being factually wrong. I decided I'd be better off with something innocuous…

You think that helps? Where the U.S. on that map? Might as well be a map of Middle Earth.