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All your car are belong to us
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No, most people aren’t like me. They’re not nearly as clever.

You cant treat someone who failed to make smart investments as a victim of social injustice.

I find it hilarious that people claim to be smart business people when their initial start up capital was literally gifted to them.

It’s a resource not available to over half the population of the planet, so while that’s not a good comparison, it’s still not a universal thing to be handed a thousand dollars and change.

How could he have a Ted talk? His story is literally “I got an awesome grandmother and got lucky! You can get lucky too!” (assuming he cashed out at the height of it). So that is like the first five seconds of the ted talk, what was the rest about?

I’ve never wanted Bitcoin to crash until this very moment.

“You’ve gotta be in it to win it!” shouts local lottery winner.

That’s the same camera used to get the high-speed shots seen in “Zombieland” and “Inception.” The daily rental for the body alone is astounding.

Their stock price would probably shoot up because people would be ecstatic that it’s only 10% bots.

Here is the problems with “investing” in Bitcoin: It’s not an investment at all. Not in any kind of traditional sense.

Rolls Royce is also rumored to debut a minivan soon, leaked here:

I’m very excited for the day when our generation is spending six figures on, like, a “third off the line” Honda Prelude SH at auction.

I think the punishment is lenient. We just had a 23 year old car thief crash a stolen car at freeway speed after exiting hwy 4 in Antioch, CA. The car thief T-boned a pickup with a mother and 2 children. One of the kids died and the other is in critical condition.

Well, the satellite obviously got torn/ripped off the nose of the rocket as it passed by the flat edge of the Earth where gravity takes a 90° bend. Torsional stresses, no doubt.

“I just want enough room to have sex in the back.”

You kind of gave it away when you hired that new Senior Propaganda Editor.

Bangle-Era BMWs are the worst BMWs, by far, in the history of the company.

So, one thing to make really crystal clear: Paul goes on about how “nice” people in Japan are and how they “put up” with him. Speaking as a Japanese person, we have very different standards on how we treat people who we find offensive or disgusting.

Am I the last person in Western Civilization who likes that cars have a different technological persona than smartphones/tablets? The fact that most cars still operate on principles dating back over a century doesn’t make them outdated; it makes them timeless, like an established part of the world that’s always been

You think that helps? Where the U.S. on that map? Might as well be a map of Middle Earth.