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Hellcat Magnum anyone?

Okay, I can stop you. Three words:

What if he’s in pieces and we have to find him a la National Treasure???

Cage, get on the case!

I’ve just assumed this guy is behind it.

I already fucked up once and joined the marines because I thought I’d be able to fight evil Nicol Williamson. I’m not about to make the same mistake again.

It’s like if someone made fan art of OCP for Robocop.

Rippy Lon

Man, these Muslim Terrorist keep getting more pale by the day.

Whoo! Whoo! Good times. #TBT 

Bubb Rubb: Whistle Fan is my new favourite person, I think

So can we assume that nobody is telling Drumph about Area 51 now?

Starred for the “pretentious asshole” bit.

Shit man. Theres some writers out there who can’t find a job and to them I say this. If Nick Douglas can get paid to write dumb two bit shit like this then so can you.

yeah, they aint in park slope, they are wherever YOU are, you hipster douchebag. GET BENT

Amen to that.

Posts like this make it more likely that other Lifehacker advice will be dismissed as nonsense from out of touch, Park Slope hipsters.

We could change it to Seinfeld’s version. It might give the receiver a boost to their self-esteem or lead to more sexual harassment claims.

Black Republicans are scary because they don’t give a damn about throwing their own people under the bus.

I can't really either, but I can hold it against everyone else. I love this movie, but it continues to annoy me that it is regarded as in any way philosophically deep.