This is why I take my fat, sack-of-crap buddy with me to the bar. Makes me look good.

I’ll wager my SAAB would spank your miata.

It’s all about the Now and Later.

A sucker’s born every minute.

Sounds like BS to me. Rich people love to rape, yo.

The new narrative is that “Generals are beyond reproach”. Seems kinda dangerous to me. Sounds like Belarus.

Subjective comparison. It’s a fucking cartoon. It seems like a bunch of people are turning “watching cartoons” into “Stroking their own ego by pretending to be fake smarty-pants”. Posers will pose, yo. If you don’t enjoy your cartoons anymore, stop watching them. I, personally, like the show a lot. Too, the whole…

I meant “on this scale” as it “very publicly, on twitter, etc...” in reference to his wife basically yelling it from the mountaintops.

Happy Friday!

Why not, “Here’s a Christmas for ya!” or “I’m make you feel like Christmas!” or “I got yer Christmas right here!”?

Thanks! I just Johhny-ed it on the spot.

Most people are assholes. Most people are crazy, it’s just a matter of whether or not they’re your kind of crazy. If all you want to do is pick at scabs, at best, you’ll end up with scars.

Yeah, but not standing by your man, even if he is wrong, in public, and on this scale? That’s crazy! Some people. I just don’t get it. No loyalty or circle of trust even. That’s some serious betrayal. There are ways to go about doing the right thing and being a good person, but she seriously only torched her husband…

Ender Wiggin over here.

He’s not Penske material.

That’s a good point, but memory works better to keep a theme consistent than it does to accurately recall a specific event. It’s clear that something happened, maybe exactly this, to have made her think that he would have done this. Sorry to hear your family are assholes. Mine are too. Whenever I hear some news about…

Also, I’ll see your Ice Ice Baby, and I’ll raise you a Good Vibrations.

Don’t trash Ice Ice Baby. It was way better than this stupid looking “car”. Vanilla Ice put a lot of asses on the dancefloor. Everybody loved it back in the day. If they say they didn’t, they’re lying.

Can’t find one that says, “We got bats!”