I mean, Lara might have wanted to take a cue from how the Trump boys treat endangered wildlife, but at least this one’s not shit to [his own] dogs too. 

I used to work for a nonprofit that was a favorite subject for our local version of this sort of thing. (Feel-good stories about minority kids playing the piano.) But there were plenty of pay-for-play puff pieces about “unique architecture” that was coincidentally being offered by the real estate firm who bought…

Totally accurate. Westchester Mag is pay-to-play. I pitch to them constantly and it always comes with strings.

I’m from Westchester and was pretty galled to see that article until I remembered that this magazine is 95% paid content and advertising trash. I’m sure they called up and ordered it themselves. I’m nobody and could get in this magazine pretty easily.

Yeah, I think the fit is fine. I just happen to find the dress too plain for my tastes, but it doesn’t look like it was meant to be skin tight.

Someone needed some attention! I wasn’t a huge fan of Markle’s dress but it was prettier than this lady’s design and certainly not even approaching identical. And if she wants to talk about fit she might want to start with the bodice of her own dress...

The wickstead version of the dress has pleats and makes the models boobs look dumpy so I’d say not the same dress. Also I feel like maybe I’m the only one left in the world who doesn’t think an item of clothes has to be skin tight to fit well. That dress looked great on the MM and fabric is allowed to move in my world.

That does not look like the same dress. Just the same basic style of dress.

Don’t interrupt.

Men: doing the bare fucking minimum since about five minutes ago and thinking they should get a Nobel Peace Prize for it.

Her most cutting joke came at the end, when the 32-year-old comic took direct aim at the journalists in the room. Mr. Trump, she said, “has helped you sell your papers and your books and your TV. You helped create this monster and now you are profiting from him.”

This is like the fucking twilight zone.

“For anyone to be critical of the kids for something they’ve said or done is unimaginable to me. If they haven’t broken any laws then it’s the American way to protest,” he says.

They are a testament to what public schools can produce if students have support at home and in well-funded schools.

Why do people perpetrate online hoaxes? Why do people shoot from a 32 story building? Why do people vote for Trump? Why do people throw a kitten out of a moving car (my foster cat)? Why do people abuse loved ones? Why do people drive PT Cruisers? I just don’t know anymore. People are crazy, that’s all I got.