This week completely broke me. The events in Puerto Rico and vegas make me so profoundly sad and depressed.

We’ve informally reached out to a few people who work in TV news who confirm there isn’t a specific hard break until the end of the hour. This break occurred during the show’s first half.

Also Santa Claus is white and black people deserve to be brutally killed by police and women who are sexually harassed and assaulted are probably asking for it. Gotta leave it at that. We’ll be right back and our next segment will include a prolonged discussion of high waisted jeans.

The most frustrating thing is this bitch knows exactly why they are taking a knee and she knows the symbolism behind this act. She’s not fucking stupid. She’s not like the inbred motherfucking idiots that I encounter online who just can’t wrap their feeble fucking minds around this. She KNOWS. And she’s feigning…

Just as it was illegal for Sarah Sanders to call for that ESPN chick’s firing, it’s illegal for Trump to call for the firing of a buncha sportsball guys. Shut this cocksucker up.

The same cousin on Facebook who’s main loves seem to be Trump and taking pictures of herself is always raving about This is Us. That alone was enough to make me not want to watch it.

I feel like I am the only person IMRL (in my real life) who doesn’t watch this dumb show. It looks awful - why the fuck would I want a TV show to make me cry when real life is doing a pretty good job of it already.

I don’t watch this fucking thing

Bobby, I cherish your hatred for This Is Us. It sustains me.

Ohhhhhhhhh, SNAP!

This is his O-face

MY BRAINMEATS, THEY HAVE BEEN SCATHED

There are actually a lot of great old politicians on Twitter. For example, 91-year-old John Dingell burning Tony Romo’s new sneakers:

I was a little surprised he liked medirocre vanilla porn (if you can call a stepmom eating out her stepdaughter vanilla) instead of tentacle porn, but maybe lizard people like Ted find human sex kinkier?

Gif is also pronounced Jiff, with a soft sound. But I refuse to degrade myself to that.

... and that he looked, talked, and acted exactly like you’d expect from the name.

I’m over 40 and I still find it hard to believe that there was an actual person named Joey Buttafuoco.

He’s a member of the Knights of Columbus, for Christ’s sake.