Today was the best weather we've had on Chicago in a week and a half even before this happened.

Eh, The Root got a little too much mileage out of this shitshow to start moralizing at folks now. You weren’t turning away those clicks.  

Sun: LEAVE ME OUT OF THIS

His death is thirty years too late.

Stay hydrated everyone. We’ve got a lot of graves to piss on.

My earliest memory of him is when he repeatedly bullied Chelsea Clinton - who was 12 or 13 at the time - by referring to her as the White House dog. More than once. 

Festering pimple on the ass of the universe and a framer for the assloads of horseshit we have to deal with on a daily basis.

Folks on Twitter putting it better than I could.

-The look when you find out Trump is going to let you sleep at the foot of his bed that night.

Oh, come on, be fair. She wrote this way back at 8:20 a.m. She not the same person she was then.

This website has shown me 100 times how hypocritical it is, but this literally is the worst.

So before, JoJo was 100% annoying AF to this website, but now.... she’s the best and must be protected at all costs.

The RA at my kid's dorm told them that absolutely NO ONE who didn't live there was allowed in. Even if Harry Styles HIMSELF knocked on the door. My kid, "Mom, if Vampire Harry Styles knocks on the door, I'm inviting him in." I get it. 

Same reason Forrest Gump, What’s Eating Gilbert Grape, I Am Sam, etc etc etc were nominated. Hollywood LOVES faked disability. Because “look how talented these abled actors are by pretending to have a condition they have never personally experienced and we have no idea if it’s even accurate because we have no personal…

I dont plan on clicking any content about this man after today.

It’s been years, maybe decades, since there has been any difference between The Onion and real American life.

Once again, shout out to Reagan for defunding thousands of mental health clinics when he was president.

What’s the frequency, Karens?

Guys... J Lo lied about singing her own songs. Her entire career had been built on pandering, lying and myth building. She’s on the more “old school” end of celebrity where what she projects isn’t necessarily authenticity. My 86 year old slavic grandmother has barely a wrinkle on her face, but that dose not mean she do…

J Lo does not strike me as someone who would have any kind of problem with lying.