I don’t necessarily think nobody is boning, it’s just that the people boning already live together, thus are probably sexually exclusive and might just not be using condoms?

That photo haunts my dreams.

In Louis CK’s defense, he decided that compared to Coronvirus he doesn’t look so bad.

“TRUMP AND SOUTHERN GOVERNORS TEAM UP TO KILL REPUBLICAN VOTERS”

Well he’s got a lotta time on his hands since he solved the crisis in the Middle East...

Questions that can be fairly asked of his father-in-law as well.

It’s almost as if his neck has been perfectly bred to fit a guillotine.

Reporters need to ask the following:

Its just amazing and kind of creepy how real they can make androids look these days.

Let's be honest, living in an aircraft hanger with Gwyneth Paltrow would be close quarters. 

Wait, wait, hold up. Da Brat was *in* the closet?! That's the real story.

He admitted to sexually assaulting women. One chamber has impeached him.

So how long until Moscow Mitch announces that the senate is investigating only Dianne Feinstein for this?

Sweetie, no. He’s a petty man who won’t put aside his beef with de Blasio for a unified public health message. Take some of the coronavirus theater with a grain of salt. I see cynical politicians trying to create a Giuliani 9/11 moment for themselves.

The day that incompetent orange fuck dies should be a national holiday - a celebration, not a day of mourning.

When your official ministry photographs look like something out of Central Casting for “Grifters”.....

I don’t necessarily believe any medical reports the White House releases, but it would be both hilarious and helpful if Trump and Pence came down with influenza B and then pneumonia.
They don’t even have to die, just be incapacitated long enough Pelosi can do some things that make sense instead of making it worse. 

Of course he'd care. He can't bang her if she's sick.

and closing off travel to afflicted European countries.